Hey guys!
I know it’s been FOREVER since I posted, but I wanted to share a few of my random musings from the day. Just a few of my thoughts as I went through an typical day with my almost 3 year old little girl. So without any further ado, let’s get into my…
Random Mom Musings for the Day:
- Getting compliments on your little girls hair is so worth every second of the HOURS it took to get it to look like that.
- Hanging out with your kid would be so much more fun if you didn’t have to tell them not to lick the door handle in the bathroom.
- I’ve become the non-cool mom jammin out to some song from 10 year ago on the radio while she screams “No Mommy!! STOP DANCING!!!” from the back seat.
- How is it that when you ask your kid to go wash their hands and face, they can go in the bathroom and stand in front of a sink of water with the faucet at full power, and manage to not get a SINGLE DROP on either their hands OR their face?!
- A Toddler’s Idea of Interior Decorating “After cleaning a room, scatter legos on the floor for a little pop!”
- Me: “Why are you crying?!?” Lauren: “[Insert mumbled frustration about how some attempt to do something destructive didn't work out]” Me: “Hahaha! Mom-1, Kid…20 :-/”
- Stop trying to carry everything in your mouth, no, you’re not a puppy.
- Stop shrieking for no reason in public, it scares old people.
- Stop grabbing things off the counter! Just because you can reach it, doesn’t mean it’s for you. Go play with those loud brightly colored hard plastic things strewn all over my house, you know, your TOYS!
- Hardest job I’ve ever had & the boss is crazy, but I wouldn’t trade it for the world… well… maybe not the whole world, but a quiet island in Tahiti would be nice…
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